When I conquer the world all will say this, in all these laungeges:
Empereur de Grêle Jonah! L'Empereur du monde!-French


Hagel-Kaiser Jonah! Der Kaiser der Welt!-German


Imperador de granizo Jonah! O Imperador do mundo!-pourtegese


Император Града Джона! Император мира! -Russian


¡Emperador de saludo Jonah! ¡El Emperador del mundo!-Spain


세계의 우박 황제Jonah!The황제!-Korea


Αυτοκράτορας αυτοκρατόρων Jonah!The χαλαζιού του κόσμου!-Greek


世界のあられ皇帝のJonah!The 皇帝!-Japan


冰雹皇帝世界的Jonah!The 皇帝-China


Imperatore di Jonah!The dell'imperatore della grandine del mondo!-Italian


De Keizer van de Keizer Jonah!The van de hagel van de wereld!-Dutch

حبّة برد إمبراطورة [جونه]! الإمبراطورة من العالم-Arabic

Hagelkejsare Jonah! Kejsaren av världen!-Sweedish

Hagl Keiser Jonah ! Keiseren av verdenen ! -Noriegen

Hail Imperator Jonah! Imperator of orbis terrarum!-Latin


Валя Император Jonah! Определителен член Император на определителен член Свят -Bulgarian

Krupobití Císař Jonah! Člen určitý Císař of člen určitý Svět!-Chezch

Huutaa ImperaZúdít Császár Szerencsétlen alak! A Császár -ból Világ!-Finnish

attori Joona! Imperaattori -lta Maailma! -Hungarian

batiin emperador Jonah! ang emperador ng ang daigdig!-filipino

Hagl Keisari Jonah! The Keisari af the Veröld!-Icelendic

Grad Cesarz Jonatan! Ten Cesarz od ten Świat- Polish

Hail Emperor Jonah! Art.hot. Emperor de la Lume!-Romainian

Grad Car Jonathan! Određeni član Car nad određeni član Svet!-Serbian

zdravo imperator jonatan! imperator od svet!-Sloveinian

Bwrw cenllysg Hymerawdwr Jonah! 'r Hymerawdwr chan 'r Byd!-Welsh

dolu imparator Jonah! belgili tanımlık imparator -in belgili tanımlık dünya-Turkish
Which means HAIL Emperor Jonah, The Emperor of the world.

Thanks, I will have a better post later.

This is your Emperor, and I'm signing off

Empire news

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The Emperor will be busy the next couple weeks. Next week busy Importing slaves at a Famous slave market, called Vacation bible school. He is chief overseer, making sure all the slaves our imported to the precise locations. After the Emperor travels to Southern CA to put down a Mexican Rebellion. Then after that, he is confined to a office for a week, and cannot see the outside world for five days. Then a Week fighting Barbarians at Camp Wente, then a two week Navel Expedition to Alaska. Then home for a week. Then he Returns for Officer training for the rest of the year. More ahead at the bottom of the hour. More in a moment. Imperial talk 560, this is Empire news.

I'm BAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!

I'm back! Here are the results


Semi final IE-Nic OI,Anthony OO,Ben Extemp,Ben DI. Not a lot.
Finals-Anthony OO. Sixth place in the Nation.

LD-quarter finals-Holly,Anthony
Semi finals-Anthony
Finals-No one

Team policy-None

Yes, we were pathetic. Those were all the breaks. Jeana didn't break in anything. Most didn't break. Big storm and a Huge Tornado. More later, Wish you all were there.

Gone for Texas...

I'm off to Texas! Off for Adventure and fortune. Sam Houston told me, I will get 640 acres of my choosing if I sign up to join a Emperzario and Fight Federalist forces. I will start out, go to Washington on Brazos, and go to a small town named Belton. I aim to settle in this here Republic.Well I am going, I wish all can Come, but know. Sorta odd not having the Dances,Rowlands and Bensons to talk to. But the Danfords are there. So Long! The Emperor is off to Fight in Texas.

BY MY TROTH, I AM OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A new post

Just wanted to give you all another test. Have fun!!!!http://www.military.com/Games

I CAN do another post! A pointless one though.

To get ANOTHER Post in, I thought up of one. Speaking of having a Dream about Speech and Debate as Catie said she had, I find it coincidental that I just had one to. It is real Random dream. It turned out that the resolution was illegal immigration, And I wrote a case with Lazarus. The case was that Cannibalism, should be made legal, to exterminate the illegals. So basically, the plan says Cannibalism is good and we should have a different type of meat in your next taco. Barbaric, I know.But what was even more weird was that everyone said it was a good case. Mrs. W. said it had a chance to going to nationals. Weird dream, Also other people ran the case, Chris and Tim were partners and ran it. The Same with Catie and Holly. Really odd, not post worthy, but I couldn't resist. Dumb dream, but good case.

This might be my last post for a long time...

I might post more in the next week, but once Nationals comes, from then on I am busy. So as this is my last post maybe for some time, I would Like to talk about a few things. Without a doubt this has been a good year. I was transformed from someone who Hates everyone to Someone who hates Most people. If I could speak longer at the Party, I would've. For I have A lot of things to say. First off, I would like to say Congratulations to everyone who Qualified, Good job. But also I would Like to say Congratulations to people who Were Close to Qualifying,and in my mind did Qualify. So Chris, Congratulations for Qualifying in Debate at Biola. I thought you guys beat Opium anyways.Michelle and Catie, Congratulations on Qualifying in Expository.I watched your Speeches almost thirty times, but I don't think I ever got sick of them. So good job everyone, You all did great this year. Thank you everyone for making this a great club, without you all here, this club would not be as good. Thanks all, and More Importantly thank you all on this blog, You all are my trusted allies. Thanks again. As I said Yesterday, At first I hated you. Do you all remember the Second Speech class when you all put those masks on and everyone had to guess the emotion. Well I thought you guys were Idiots with those masks on. I also Hated Everyone Patrick Debated at first. I think it is a little funny when I look back on it. Well I think I will miss this year. I will miss NATO and a lot of things. Probably miss Debating about the UN. And for some strange Reason I think I will miss Debating against Tim and Catie and Kayla and Michelle and Getting Slaughtered by Internal Discipline. I really Don't know why. So thanks again. I would like to make an Apology for being Rude,Selfish,Self-Centred, Evil,Annoying and Arrogant. I am Sorry.But that is the way I am so get used to it. Thank you everyone, You all are Magnificent! And I will leave you with a test: Let's see if You can Win the battle of Gettysburg. Tell me what type of Victory Or Defeat Outcome you get.
Here it is http://www.military.com/New-Gettysburg-Game/1,16378,gettysburg-main.htm,,00.html
This Is Your Emperor, And I salute you all.

A Song

For you quiz people, I am getting one on Tuesday, so be patient. As for now I thought of A song you might like. It goes to the tune "God bless America". Note: This song is not Directed to any Toucheites(With the Exception of Our 'Friend' Justin), Envoyeans, or any Supporter. This song Is directed to People at B. Scouts and other People.

God bless the Emperor
He is the Best
Fight beside him
Don't override him
Or you will end up with an Ax in your Chest

Or you will be drowned
Or get a Firing Squad
Or have a Rope Around Your Neck!

God Bless the Emperor
The whole world 'Round
YOU bless the Emperor
Or YOU won't stick around!

Well, what do you think? Oh, No body Commented on the 1812 overture I have on the background of the blog. If you listen for a while you can here Cannons go off at the end And the Les Marseailles in the Middle. Can't wait to see all of you at the Touche Party. Except you won't be there Claire, THAT IS WHY YOU SHOULD JOIN TOUCHE!!!!!!!!!! Oh well. See Most of you on Sunday!!!