Sunday, April 1, 2007

Tension in the empire

I am very worried about tension in the empire, no, not an assassin, but a civil war. When I give territory to people as a provincial Consul, I am worried that they might take their armies against each other or me. This could end with disatrous results. My empire could be torn apart in a bloody civil war, will it happen? I do not know. So what do I do, do I take their postions aay or will that get them mad and make them rebel? I think I will keep with their positions, but there is another matter. There is a conspiracy in the empire. A radical member of this cult is right in front of me, in my speech and debate club. In order to stop this I plan to imprision him, but what happens if he nukes me first? He is a barbarian though we might be able to persuade him to remain on our good side. He plans to get a small island, store up nukes and attack me. How he will get them, I do not Know. He is just a minor detail and is nothing to be reckoned ith. Like a small bug on a Cow. Just letting you know.

19 comments:

Imperial said...

Exclamation: Emperor my armies are yours to command!

Rebel Trooper said...

I would never use my armies against you my Emperor! Who is this member...Justin! The moment he steps foot in my office he will die!

Grenadier said...
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Grenadier said...

I am still set to fight for you Emperor!




( Zac here )

Drama Queen said...

Oh my gosh peoples! dont you care about what the Bible says about loving your neighbor, or though shalt not murder? you dont have to worry about me though, i plan to have a peaceful New Zealand governed by Christian principals.

Imperator said...

It is not a perfect world Catie and
some people do not want to become Christians. And THAT is why we have things called torture devices.

Thrawn said...

What's loving your neighbor. But, really there is no talking sense with the "emperor". I debated him from five different view points...
1.Politicly(Spelling?)
2.Christian Point of View
3.Strategicly(Spelling again?)
4.Plain Sense
5.Something else

In the end I gave up. And now I have Central America and Mexico!

By The Way... Emperor, add me to your contact-thing-a-ma-jig.

Rebel Trooper said...

Sorry catie i wouldnt hurt justin only if he attacked one of my friends...

Thrawn said...

Tim...Tim...Tim...

Don't Apolgize(Spelling?). We all would nuke justin if we had the chance...

Rebel Trooper said...

agreed!!! but still you want to be kinda nice...

Thrawn said...

Alright, alright, I'll accept that...

Hol said...
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Hol said...

Boys boys BOYS! Enough with the unnecessary violence!

Jonah-Innocent until proven guilty. Ya can't really accuse people of overthrowing you if you aren't in the position to be overthrown-nor can there be tension in the empire because there is no empire. As of now, everyone is happy with you for promising them countries, so I wouldn't worry about treason until after they've settled in for a while...

Tim, Chris and Grenadier- Let's not be killing Justin right away. He doesn't even have his country yet ;)

As for my hypothetical Philippines and Singapore...My people will rather lounge around in beach chairs with drinks that have little umbrellas in them and not be concerned about overthrowing the government. But I will have my Filipino Ninjas and Singaporean Mounties only if we are threatened. ;)

Thrawn said...
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Grenadier said...

Hol, I didn't say i wanted to kill Justin :)


I will have a ( as iran would say ) " Radiation Enrichment " program thoigh >8D

Thrawn said...

Hol Said
"Tim, Chris and Grenadier- Let's not be killing Justin right away. He doesn't even have his country yet ;) "

Sadly, he will never have any... unless you count his going to the moon and his small island... ANYWAYS I agree we should wait before we decide to nuke him...

P.S. I don't think Grenadier has any intention of nuking justin.

P.S.S. Jonah- If you can link to my blog not my Profile (Please) that can be found here....
http://redeyedfreak.blogspot.com/

I Keep re-doing my coments... Stupid links...

Imperator said...

"Bug on cow"I thought was stupid.But glad that you liked it.

Grenadier said...

And who is the cow might i ask? Hmm? :P