Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Review

The next person I am going to review is Kayla. Kayla was one of the first to get into the conquering business, so therefore she got a good portion of territory. It was at Santa Rosa debate, after telling Chris and Ryan, along with talking about it with Tim(Who found out a few weeks earlier). I think I can still remember the look on Kayla and Michelle's faces when I told them about Conquering, Genocide, Hippiecaust Etc. I told them at dinner, a long dinner that was made even longer by my talking and Michelle begging me to spare Ecuador. Slowly after several Round Robins did everyone get use to my Killing and at Point Loma(My favorite Tournament of the year because so many Toucheans were there and My brother did not enter the Cult of LD.). At Point Loma I gave out territory and Kayla got Europe, A fair amount of territory. But slowly it began to be given away, first Italy to my Mother, then Ireland to Isabella and then Scandinavia to Chris. Along with Europe Kayla had India, and as you know now has part of Hawaii. Kayla has always been a loyal consul, one of the only people that never spoke of assassination, or she could just conspire at her house, I will never know. Kayla has been offered the position of Secretary of state, though she never replied. Kayla is one of my best leaders and along with the rest of you are great consuls. Though recently there have been a death threat, that plot is over. Another great consul and still more to go, well, here is how she rates.


Power-65
Leadership-60
Contentment-95
TOTAL-220

ALL IS LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You fool! I hate to quote a movie but, YOU TURNED THEM ALL AGAINST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO GLORY,NO HONER, ALL GONE. CAN'T YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! I was BRINGING JUSTICE, I WAS HELPING YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLL! BUT THEN, ONCE YOU HAVE THE POWER YOU ALL USE IT AGAINST MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS BEING GENEROUS BY GIVING YOU TERRITORY, BUT YOU, BUT YOU ALL WISH THE DEATH OF ME! IT WILL BE BY MY OWN HAND! GOODBYE! FAREWELL! TELL THE WORLD THEY HAVE BEEN SAVED BY NOT GETTING KILLED BY ME!!!!!!!!!!! TELL THE PEOPLE AT CHURCH I NEVER LIKED THEM AND I JUST PRETENDED TOOOOOOOOOOO! TELL THE PEOPLE AT boy SCOUTS ABOUT THE BOMB I WAS GOING TO BRING TO CAMP...WAIT, YOU GUYS DO NOT KNOW ABOUT THAT. OH well. TELL EVERYONE ELSE IN TOUCHE IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU!GOOD BYE, NOW FALL JONAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!