Preview

I will have more stuff coming soon! Empire news articles, Songs and tests. The tests will include

1. Steal the Black box, it's a Commando mission.A lot of fun Vietnam tactics, much like the first test.
2. Releasing POWS from the Philippines. A lot like Black box.
3. What president are YOU like. My least favorite, too much like the one we just did
4. Can you win Gettysburg? Perhaps the best of the lot, my favorite.
5. The one I made.

More updates soon, this is your Emperor, and I'm signing off.

LET'S GET BACK TO WHAT THIS BLOG IS ABOUT!!!!

Lately I have been sick of all this anonymous stuff. My blog is turning into "Dark writer" which all that was was a little joke Catie made up. ENOUGH! If I hear about Dark writer again, may that person's tongue get cut out(Not really). After all, no one is talking about the actual post. So I have a new idea. I will have a series of quizzes that I make and find from various sites too see if you all are good leaders. I will keep up the flow of new things for this blog. Here is the first test of your leadership skills. Now for my Female readers, you are not expected to do the test because it is about Military Command. Which you are not required to be skilled in. If you want it for the fun in the test, you are welcome to do it. Tell me who they say what leader you are like. You all will love the test. HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!

http://www.military.com/LeaderShipTest/1,16183,main.htm,,00.html

Have fun! More tests coming soon! As well as Songs Like "Battle hymn of the Empire" "Emperor Jonah is Coming to town" "God bless the FAE" and much,much MORE!

Empire news

The Emperor's house flooded yesterday, but it is now under control. 12 People drowned in the confusion. It reported in some areas to be 14 feet deep. The emperor is gathering an army to invade Willits. A barbarian tribe is in camped there, and after last summers successful attack, the Emperor decides to renew the siege on July 14. Hopefully a Close of Operations would be on July 20. Primary objectives are
A. Camp Wente
B. Lake Wilits
C. Istanbul
D. Sky hill

Last year, all but one of the objectives were taken. The Emperor is Bringing with him the Imperial guard,Commandos, and Army group five. The group of Barbarians is the Barbarian tribe The Emperor has fought for two years.
More in a Moment, This is Empire news.

Here is a Song I thought of...

If anyone heard of the song "the Marines Hymn" you would know the tune to this. Since the US. has a theme song, I thought the FAE Marines should have one too. So I made them a song to the Marines Hymn tune. Speaking of music, do you guys like the 1812 overture in the background on my blog? To the tune of the Marines hymn...

From the Tag Mahal in India

To the shores of Waikiki

We fight our country's battles,

on the air, Land and the sea

First to opress right and Freedom

Then to destroy liberty

We are proud to claim the title

Of the FAE Marines

From the conquest of the Northern lands

To the Crossing of the Pyrenees

We are loyal to our Emperor

and we win his victories

If anyone opposes us, we will show him what is done

We will grab our knifes

And take his life

Then blow him to kingdom come

If the Arabs and the Chinese

Were to look on heaven's scenes(Which they won't, they going to be in hell instead)

They would find the streets are guarded

By the FAE marines

Okay, it isn't that good, but I did it anyway. I will have more songs too, so keep watching.

This is your Emperor, and I am signing off.*

Hail Jonah!

*I am not really signing off

Reviews are done,here is the final poll:

Review

The next person I will review is Holly,Queen of the Philippines and ruler of Singapore. Throughout the Empire it is Pretty well known that Holly wanted wanted the Philippines, as well as some Filipino Ninjas. Holly,I believe was the first to come to my blog, though it Might have been Catie.Holly, though interested in Conquering, never came a part of it until after Point Loma, when she asked at a LD tournament for her territory. Holly has been a good edition to the empire, but I wish I could give her more territory, but there is no more to give. Unless Patrick keeps insulting people, then there will be a LOT of Territory to give away!

Holly has been very Loyal, as you may notice on the blog, Holly ends the Fights, it is the same way every time:

Patrick Insults Catie

Catie gets defensive

Patrick Insults more people

Catie insults Patrick

I get into it

Holly stops it



Usually that is how it goes, THANKS HOLLY!

But I digress. Holly is a great part of the empire, and everyone, you all are like Napoleon's Marshals. The ten of you are the top officials n the empire. There are others, great ones too, lower that have territory. Like Jonathan,Nic,Isabella,Alissa and others, they are great. But you ten, ARE the best of the best. Now for the rating:



Power-35

Leadership-60

contentment-90

TOTAL185

Review

The next person I will review is Her Greatness, Lady Michelle, Ruler of South America. Michelle was one of the very first to get into the conquering, having been told at Santa Rosa debate. She was told at the same time of Kayla. Though in a earlier post I said Kayla's Reaction was shocking after I told her, Michelle reaction was the funniest. It was, first off the shock of me wanting to conquer. It was never thought of,Patrick's little brother, Little Jonah, Would want to kill Billions of People!!!!! After that, I went on a long rant(You could here more about those, Just talk to the People that went to Point Loma), But when I said "I will destroy all in South America, Peru, Brazil,Ohh, And that Evil Venezuela I hate them, Bolivia, Ecuador..." Then Shouts. "No, Not Ecuador!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" It was Michelle, who went on some Mission trip there. While there, For Reasons I do not know, Became friends with the Savages, I mean Friendly Ecuadorians. After much debate I Finally said I will spare them and Make her Queen of Ecuador. More talk happened, until after Santa Rosa IE did I give her more Territory, All of South America. Michelle has been Loyal, I could never remember once that she wanted to Depose me. Michelle is another of my great leaders, and I want to give her a Government Position. It has Been great Having you with the Empire Michelle! Thanks for the Hours you spent Listining to me go on and on, thanks to everyone! You all are great! Now for the Rating


Power-60
Leadership-60
Contentment-95
TOTAL-215

Review

The next person I will review is Anthony. Anthony, though not as Enthusiastic about it as you, I am definitely Glad he is in the empire. Anthony knew of the empire but it wasn't until the Channel Islands LD tournament when he, along with Alissa and Isabella, got territory. He threw his name into the hat of co-Emperors, and I was so pleased he was in the empire I gave Him Canada and the Middle East. He will be a great benefit to us in the politics of it all. Anthony wanted to overthrow me like everyone else at one time or another, and if someone did I think if he did it, he would be the most Successful. Anthony is a great edition to the Empire, I am glad he is part of it. To make brief mention, four people have a little territory but do not take part in the Conquering for a review: Holly,Isabella,Alissa and Nic. Now for the rating:



Power-80

Leadership-80

Contentment-60

Total-220

Titles, yet again.

There has been much confusion about titles, certain people want a title such as Lady, and another His lordship, which would mean, well that I am Pairing people up, not giving them titles. But may I remind You, we have Congressmen. Just because there are two of them, one male one female, does not mean they are married. But I still see your point, so I thought of a solution: We have the title, such as Lady Cathryn Rowlands, the ruler of New Zealand. Then we have His High Lordship, Timothy Danford of Asia. So they are lords and Ladies of different countries, but if we had Lady Cathryn Rowlands of New Zealand and Lord so and so of New Zealand that would mean they are married. And anyways, We are not having the World Ball, we are having World Conquest. Which reminds me, Lazarus, If you want to play that
Risk game I am Ready for You, It sounds fun. So here are the titles,If anyone abjects, just tell me. And you all will be leaders of different countries, I intend on Dieing in the last battle of Global conquest, and then all of you with your territories become different countries. So, If there is an Empress of Europe and a Emperor of Asia, it does not mean anything. After all, They are in different countries. So, the titles:

His Lordship Timothy Danford, Emperor of Asia
Marshal Christopher Danford, Emperor of the African Empire.*
Lady Cathryn Rowlands, Ruler of New Zealand.
Michelle, Queen of South America.
Prime Minister Anthony Moreno, Ruler of The Middle east and Asia
Kayla, Empress of the European Empire
Holly, Queen of the Philippians and Commander of the Filipino Ninjas
Patrick, Chief of the mud huts in Madagascar
Lt. General Zacchaeus, King of Ellesmere
Grand Admiral Lazarus, Lord of the Mexican Empire
Jonathan the Executioner lord of the Alaskan Empire.

I can not imagine, once I Conquer the world, after I die in the last battle, the wars fought between the Nations you all will rule.

*When I say Empire it means that he rules more territory than the thing I mentioned.

All charges Dropped!

All charges Dropped! Due to the news of Patrick Qualifying I decided to drop all charges against. BUT, this is still a warning, If he repeats this action he shall be punished!

HAIL JONAH!

Review

The next person I am going to review is Kayla. Kayla was one of the first to get into the conquering business, so therefore she got a good portion of territory. It was at Santa Rosa debate, after telling Chris and Ryan, along with talking about it with Tim(Who found out a few weeks earlier). I think I can still remember the look on Kayla and Michelle's faces when I told them about Conquering, Genocide, Hippiecaust Etc. I told them at dinner, a long dinner that was made even longer by my talking and Michelle begging me to spare Ecuador. Slowly after several Round Robins did everyone get use to my Killing and at Point Loma(My favorite Tournament of the year because so many Toucheans were there and My brother did not enter the Cult of LD.). At Point Loma I gave out territory and Kayla got Europe, A fair amount of territory. But slowly it began to be given away, first Italy to my Mother, then Ireland to Isabella and then Scandinavia to Chris. Along with Europe Kayla had India, and as you know now has part of Hawaii. Kayla has always been a loyal consul, one of the only people that never spoke of assassination, or she could just conspire at her house, I will never know. Kayla has been offered the position of Secretary of state, though she never replied. Kayla is one of my best leaders and along with the rest of you are great consuls. Though recently there have been a death threat, that plot is over. Another great consul and still more to go, well, here is how she rates.


Power-65
Leadership-60
Contentment-95
TOTAL-220

ALL IS LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You fool! I hate to quote a movie but, YOU TURNED THEM ALL AGAINST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO GLORY,NO HONER, ALL GONE. CAN'T YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! I was BRINGING JUSTICE, I WAS HELPING YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLL! BUT THEN, ONCE YOU HAVE THE POWER YOU ALL USE IT AGAINST MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS BEING GENEROUS BY GIVING YOU TERRITORY, BUT YOU, BUT YOU ALL WISH THE DEATH OF ME! IT WILL BE BY MY OWN HAND! GOODBYE! FAREWELL! TELL THE WORLD THEY HAVE BEEN SAVED BY NOT GETTING KILLED BY ME!!!!!!!!!!! TELL THE PEOPLE AT CHURCH I NEVER LIKED THEM AND I JUST PRETENDED TOOOOOOOOOOO! TELL THE PEOPLE AT boy SCOUTS ABOUT THE BOMB I WAS GOING TO BRING TO CAMP...WAIT, YOU GUYS DO NOT KNOW ABOUT THAT. OH well. TELL EVERYONE ELSE IN TOUCHE IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU!GOOD BYE, NOW FALL JONAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, Okay,Okay...

Maybe this went a little too far, but I better just put it to you straight.(Sorry about my Outrage!)

Patrick thinks the following

1. Kayla needs to die.
2.Kayla has too much territory and she might overthrow me.
3. Tim has too much and he is a threat.
4. Chris has too much and he is a threat.
5. Catie and Kayla should not have won Hawaii.
6. Catie is a feminist.
7. Catie gloats too much.
8 He thinks he can overthrow me.
9. He thinks he needs more territory.

I might have exaggerated but none the less, his feud with Catie and comments against Kayla and the Danfords can not be ignored! What do you think?

Should we punish Patrick?

If you speak out against me and join Patrick, may the War gods bring death on you!:) I have been good to him! I make him my chief political advisor, which HE said is better than any territory, but then he wants the Galapagos! He said I won't ask for more because this my favorite place,, PLEASE Jonah? So I give him those stupid islands, would that please him. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! He asked for Madagascar, WHICH I GAVE TO HOLLY! Holly, you could have had the Philippians, Singapore AND Madagascar, but I HAD to give him his "other" Favorite place. Finally, I think he is content. But when he doesn't get Hawaii in the contest, WHEN HE SAID I DO NOT CARE IF I WIN! When he does not win he goes off and cries, So I have to "appease" him and I give him command of the FAE Commandos, Six divisions and rank of LT. General and says "Thanks, I will never speak out against you". But now???? He will use the commandos to hunt me down and snipe me in a parade or something! I give him something, and then he wants more! I do not get it! If you thought his out rage on Hawaii was bad, well, this new one! He not only does it on me but on you! Yes on you! He hates you all! First, he calls Catie names like, Feminist, Gloater, and a lot of things I do not wish to repeat because they are mean! Now, I do not mind being mean to most the world, but all of you, Fellow Toucheans? It is cruel! Then, after TONS of comments about hating Catie he says KAYLA SHOULD DIE! Could you believe it! He said Kayla should DIEEEEEEEEEEE! It is evil and rude! He plans plots on attacking your houses! Shooting you with Airsoft guns! and Tearing you apart with insults! To arms, He hates YOUUUUUUUUUUU! nd he tries to cover it up by saying I told him to! He betrayed you all! I will write more later!!!!

Review

The next person I will review is Zacchaeus. Zacchaeus did not join the conquering until after Point Loma. Zacchaeus was not completely sure about it at first, He was spotted plotting with the Enemy. But soon enough he changed and became one of my best leaders. Zacchaeus was given Ellesmere and a Army group. Then I gave him the Light Infantry and my personal and Elite Imperial Guard. Giving him the Imperial Guard shows I can trust him, for now he is now one of my best soldiers. I am Blessed to have great generals like Lt. General Zacchaeus. Now for the rating:

Power-75
Leadership-85
Contentment-75
TOTAL-235

Review

The next person that I am going to review is Lady Cathryn Rowlands,(That is her Official title). Though I resent that remark saying that she is superior to me. Hmmph, I never said I was Superior over her, or anyone in Touche, Just over the rest of the World besides Touche, Which is Superior over the World as well. Anyways, Catie found out about the Conquering at Santa Rosa Debate, Though was never interested in the Empire until I started this Blog, And at the Santa Rosa Speech. She received New Zealand, a small amount of territory, but she was one of the Last to ask. I asked If you wanted Africa at Point Loma, but you refused. Ever since then, Catie has been in the conquering Business a whole lot. Being one of the people that came to my blog the most, and one of the first to find out about it. At CHAT Catie grew from "Someone in the Empire" to one of my high officials. When Catie won Hawaii with Kayla, that increased her power. I intend on giving Catie more government positions, as well as the rest of you, for like the rest of the consuls, I try to give the Toucheans the High positions. Catie is also my secretary, so that gives a little more power. Catie ranks with other Toucheans in my list of consuls. Wow, I have been looking at the people I review, Lazarus, Chris, Tim and now Catie. I got GREAT consuls! If Catie got into the conquering earlier, her power rating would be higher.

Power-40
Leadership-75(this does not only mean Battle leadership, but also government leadership.)
Contentment-98
TOTAL-213

Review

The next person I am going to review is Lazarus. Lazarus has never been quite sure about the conquering Business, often times he wanted to overthrow me. But none the less, when I gave him The Caribbean,Mexico and Central America, As well as many Armies, He had to look past my Evilness and join the FAE. Lazarus didn't even know about the conquering until after point Loma. It was at class once when I gave him his first territory, Mexico. At Santa Rosa I gave him more Power, but he had some doubts. After a long debate about Conquering, we both gave up, and he got more territory and a Army group. Total, Lazarus has The N.Pole, Mexico, Caribbean and Central America. He is a Full, Five star general. He is in command of the FAE Marine corps, and the FAE* Corps of Sharp shooters, and a Army group. I can depend on Grand Admiral, He is one of my very best Soldiers.Now for the rating.

*FAE is our group, the First American Empire

Power-75
Leadership-85
Contentment-50
TOTAL- 210

POLL: Our Emperor under fire from the people

Review

The next person I review will be Chris. Chris, like Tim, Has been very loyal. Chris, along with Tim, Commands a lot of Armies and owns a lot of territory. Chris heard about my Empire at Santa Rosa in November, But did not want anything until Point Loma. His territory slowly grew until what it is now. I have to give him credit, At Santa Rosa he gad to put up with me FOREVER! It must have been a bad experience. Chris commands Army group one. He is also my Adjutant General and Chief of Military Staff. He owns Most of Africa, Scandinavia and Oceania. He is a great subordinate, and I am blessed to have him in the Empire. You know the rules now, and if you do not know look at Tim's Review so you know the points.
To sum Chris up, He has a LOT of territory, High Military positions and is one of my best Co-Emperors.

Power-85
Contentment-70
Leadership-90
TOTAL-245

Secretary Needed

Secretary NEEDED!!! I need to have one, so if someone wants the job, Just ask!

Review

...Tim! Or should I say His lordship, Timothy Danford. I will review Tim. Tim was the first to know about the Empire, I told him at class once. So therefore, He asked for his position first. Tim is a great leader and has been with me from the start. So he should be honored as so. I have to give him credit, He had to put up talking with me a LOT of times. As you know, Tim has all of Asia except for India and the middle east, as well as many Islands. Tim is in command of Army group two, and he is my secretary of defense. I have to admit, he has a lot of power, so if he wanted to, he could overthrow me. But If someone was to take over the empire, I would want it to be a touchean like Tim or Chris. So in the campaigns, it will be a Danford as my second in command. With that said, let us look at his ratings.

There are three categories to judge then an overall. In each category there is 100 possible points. There is Power, which is taken from territory, Armies and Political authority. Then Leadership, which is mainly Does he have good leadership qualities. Then Contentment, which is Is he happy? Or has he spoken out against me. The total on the bottom is added up to show the total amount of influence in the Empire .


Power-95
Leadership-80
Contentment-70
Total-245

Review

I am going to review each co-Emperor and their rating. The first is ...

Empire news

Some people are mad about Our Imperator's decision by giving away Hawaii. There have been Riots, one demonstration was made At his house. There also have been talks of relieving Patrick of his command. More in a moment, this is Empire news

Preview:

I will be reviewing each co-emperor, about them. So stay looking. Congrats again Kayla and Catie!!!!!!!

THE WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The, winners, and the two people who own Hawaii, are...




Catie and Kayla!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes they are the winners, For the reasons that Catie only had New Zealand and Kayla had a lot of territory deducted. So the two of them will rule Hawaii together. As for Zacchaeus, you command a Army, Sharpshooter corps and the Imperial guard. Lazarus, you will command A Army group, The Marines and the Light infantry corps. Have fun with your new territory and troops.
PS: Catie and Kayla, Make those Hawaiians your slaves in the sugar cane fields!:)

Hawaii

You know, I have little reason o give it to any of you, besides Zacchaeus. And there are 2 winners.

THe winners ..................

Okay, this took some time to decide. For those who did not win, I have another award for you which I think you will like MUCH better than Hawaii.

The drawing

I will put the names of the following people in a hat and draw two names. Exactly 24 hours went by. The people I will choose from are:


Lazarus
Air soft grenadier(Yes, I still cannot spell your real name)
Catie
Kayla
Patrick

Results later

Hawaii is going in 24 Hours!!!

Just warning you!

Hawaii is up for grabs!

Yes it is true, the territory I have held out on to the last. Whoever sends me a request in the next 24 hours, I will choose who can get it. There is also co-ruler of Hawaii, so two winners. Have fun!

Titles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Catie told me at CHAT that all you guys should have titles besides Emperor of Asia, Empress of Europe etc. So Catie said maybe you all can have neat names, like, His lordship, Timothy Danford or Lady Cathryn Rowlands. So if any of you like a certian name, send it in and we will call you that. Good luck!!!!!!!!!!