Empire news
The Emperor's house flooded yesterday, but it is now under control. 12 People drowned in the confusion. It reported in some areas to be 14 feet deep. The emperor is gathering an army to invade Willits. A barbarian tribe is in camped there, and after last summers successful attack, the Emperor decides to renew the siege on July 14. Hopefully a Close of Operations would be on July 20. Primary objectives are
A. Camp Wente
B. Lake Wilits
C. Istanbul
D. Sky hill
Last year, all but one of the objectives were taken. The Emperor is Bringing with him the Imperial guard,Commandos, and Army group five. The group of Barbarians is the Barbarian tribe The Emperor has fought for two years.
More in a Moment, This is Empire news.
33 comments:
Oh yes it is!
Dark Writer
oooooooooooooothis is getting spooooooooooky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you ask me this is getting retarded with all the anonymous stuff...
WHAT? You're going away?!!! My little bambino!!! Don't forget to pack your toothbrush... and be nice!
Oh --and by the way-- thanks for your direction in the flood clean up... oh what will I ever do without you?
I agree Lord Timothy!
death comes to us all.
~Dark Writer aka Holly
What the heck???????????????????
Nice try. But I like to think I'm smart enough not to put my NAME on a post if I'm trying to keep my identity a secret.
No this really is Holly!!
~Holly
If you're Holly then who am I? And why am I posting anonymously when I always post under my blogger account?
Smells fishy =P
ENOUGH!!! I grow weary when I read the comments of others who are jealous of my secret identity and clever code name!!! I, the REAL dark writer would never be foolish enough to sign anonymously, and then add my real name next to it!!! My imposter is a FOOL, and should not be believed under any circumstances!
~The Dark Writer
And my identity is NOT that of Holly!
~The Dark Writer
who is it, then?
AHA! But I could say that to throw off suspicion! In fact, I just may have...HAHAHA!
Imposter of an imposter of an imposter?? That's scary, Catie, you imposter!
NOOOO!!! STOP STOP STOP!!! I AM THE REAL DARK WRITER! I TRIED TO KEEP MY IDENTITY A SECRET, BUT IT WASNT ANY USE!!! You all began writing under my code name, and it just has to stop!! if you dont belive me, ask kayla or michelle. they know the truth, and the truth shall set me free!!!
NONONONONOOOOO!!!!! I am the dark writer!!!!!!!!!!!!! Say what you want, but lying is a sin, Catie, remember that. Others have copied, but I am DARK WRITER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do You MEAN??? Neither of you are "DARK WRITER"! I am dark writer! HA ha ha hahaha.......HA? HA! HA! Ha! HA-ha! HAHAHA-haHA
May 26
DARK WRITER! BE GONE!
BE HERE! You will never get rid of ME!..If I go, Catie goes, too!........I am DARK WRITER! You will never rid of me!!!
~Dark Writer
Ok... Kayla, michelle? now would be a good time to tell everyone my secret identity!! Patrick, impostor... ur not fooling anyone, at least not me. i am sorry to hear you all are so jealouse, and to patrick specificly, try taking ur own advice. i may not have been the first anonymous to comment, but i was the first one to use the super cool name which everyone loves, and EVERYONE COPIES!! if ur going to use it, say somthing like... dark writer two, or somthing, ok??? cuz this is just getting anoying.
Agreed Catie. Let's End this Imposter stuff, it is getting Childish. We all know who it is, so let us end it.
Ok, sorry about being off topic and all, but i have a question for the emperor: you have given us all this territory, but what do have that is just you you you??? i know u will rule the world, but is there a country that will have no rulers under you?
The Imperial Guard is at the ready sir.
Ahem...I might note I A) fooled quite a few, B) am the imposter. You copied my positon as the anonymous writer.
Patrick, i never copied anyone. true, i was anonymous for a time, but i signed under my OWN code name, not yours. i never took you position as anonymous, i simply took my own. so lets just leave it at that and focus on the blog, not the comments
AHHhhhh, but I am the anonaminiarity that haunts the emperor's blog. YOu took my job! and it's all anonymous anyway.
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