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This is the FAE's Newsroom I'm Newscaster with you here today on FOX news. The Emperor just returned from a meeting with Secretary of defense Timothy Danford and General Christopher Danford in the province of Texas. The meeting went well until a tornado hit and the meeting was broken up because General Chris Danford walked through the Tornado to get his Doughnuts. The Imperial staff remained safe. The Emperor has been weary the past days due to his travels but is now back on duty. Were report more shortly after this break. This presentation is brought to you by Ask the thing.
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The Emperor will be busy the next couple weeks. Next week busy Importing slaves at a Famous slave market, called Vacation bible school. He is chief overseer, making sure all the slaves our imported to the precise locations. After the Emperor travels to Southern CA to put down a Mexican Rebellion. Then after that, he is confined to a office for a week, and cannot see the outside world for five days. Then a Week fighting Barbarians at Camp Wente, then a two week Navel Expedition to Alaska. Then home for a week. Then he Returns for Officer training for the rest of the year. More ahead at the bottom of the hour. More in a moment. Imperial talk 560, this is Empire news.
12 comments:
HA HA!!! Great advertising! Nothing stands between chris and his donuts... Good luck with vbs!
I called the number for the thing fan club but i only got a answer saying "Sup, this is gwiizy's tatoo parlor, what do you need punk?"
Scary..
WHat??? I thought I told you to change that to a '555' number....
scary
You know, we could have our own TV channels. Like one is Where they show The adventures of Oyi and Clari, one is Empire News and the other is THE THING. I dunno.
Nice pic of rommel...who's phone is that?
What do you think of the Pictures everyone? The Phone number is that of a Prison near by, I called and found out.
I like them alot! the pics are very cool! =D
A mere tornado cannot stand before the need of donuts. Other than the fact they were all the way accross the several acre campus. Oh come on, they were on sale for 60 cents who can beat that... I like the pictures!
I guess If there was chips and salsa I would go through a Tornado. Glad you liked the pictures.
When you said "chips and salsa" I read it wrong and thought you said "Cheep Salsa"...
Jonah, Do you recall the time I said Ceaser had too much power and his death was not neccisarily (spelling?) a bad thing and you threatend to behead me? What ever happened to that... NOT that I want you to return to that path of thinking, but its funny I now own mexico... which really is not that great but its better then having my head dis-connected from my shoulders.
Time for a new post. :)
Yes I do recall threatning to kill you. Will I? HECK NO! I was because I thought you apposed me in the "Conquering" thing, not in general. Because I really don't want to Conquer the world. And why Kill a brilliant General(Don't let that go to your Head!) And also I was in a killing spree back then. But Caesar DID NOT DESERVE TO DIE. Though I won't kill you for dissagreeing.
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