Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Empire News

From the Imperial newsroom I'm your local reporter. News came that this channel is dead, and that the famous Internet enterprise, blogging, is dead with it. Now to more serious news, the Emperor reports that the people have been putting on an election to decide who to lead the country instead of the Emperor. This ended when he arrived them into a civil forum and then once they arrived he barred the doors and gassed the place. So much for Democracy...





In Entertainment, The legendary I-M-F has gone down in ratings. It's creators delaying the project. We all await the finale. On the other hand, Black Sun is doing quite well, despite Imperial Zealots who claim it's enemy propaganda. The EMPIRE has returned, though The Empire Doesn't really support THE EMPIRE saying it's a scientific ripoff that's been doomed from the beginning, more in a moment, this is Empire News









From a few kilometers above, the explosion that had demolished the command bunker appeared like a dark crescent ablaze in black smoke.


A Black Sun.


After all the action filled comedies, comes finally story depicting the truth of The Empire


The blade intersected his throat at that moment of his turn. His body kept turning and moving, but head no longer was adjoined with it. His face was still frozen in gaping shock. The bloody sword sailed free of the bisected neck and flew spinning into the bulkhead above the Emperor’s head.


Now, With no Romanticizing, No unrealistic Humor, a unique plot and the true story behind the legends


“No!” she screamed at him. “We can’t leave a teammate behind! We can’t!”


Rated by the Emperor as "The best Empire story, beats all in quality (Including mine) to date


“Must you be so heartless?”


By the Imperial Chronicle- "I LOVE it, it's so amazing in it's Authenticates and drama"


“Yes, I must. One must be heartless to preserve the morals of my Empire!”


And By the Imperial Guide- "A quality not seen among blog stories, I salute you Black sun"


In Theatres Everywhere(Well, Not quite)


And We are back, Hello, this is the Imperial Newsroom. The Emperor just Finnish ed a meeting with Barbarian Tribes, but it didn't go too well due to them not understanding anything he said. He's now considering changing his language to English instead of Latin.

As for our Economy, the Imperial Treasury has just increased by 50%, the reason why? Some say Taxes or Trade, but most consider other options such as the Imperial Police looting houses or the Emperor pulled out the printing press again to start his counterfeiting. More in a moment, this is Empire news.






1 comment:

Rebel Trooper said...

Ahhh they were the best of times! May God bless us on our adventures as they take us far from each other. Remember well these days of fate and fortune, when dreams and friendships thrived.

God bless you friends, as the years pass, may we never forget...what we did here.