Friday, March 30, 2007

The invasion of South America.

I now announce mt plan to invade South America. After my Hugo Chavez scam(Which I will tell you personally) I invade Mexico and Central America and overthrow their weak governments by using my tactics, which I will tell you later, I Invade South America by four invasion routes: 1. Ecuador, I shall use these People as my foothold, send them as scouts and skirmishers to tell me the ways of the land, I will personally take command of that army. They will then march up with 350,000 men through the north and go to Venezuela to link up with the army from Mexico. My second force will land in the Rio de la Plata, under my General of Army group 1, in command of it will be my friend and one of my most trusted subordinate, Chris,with 220,000 men. He will march up north through Bolivia,Argentina,Brazil and unite with the another army that landed en route of the Falklands and will march through Chile and Argentina. It will be directed by another one of my subordinates, Tim with 280,000 men. While my army goes through the north and recruiting mearcenairies onthe way, Tim and Chris will sweep through the west. For the Touche members I will tell all of this in more detail.



The Emperor, Jonah.

4 comments:

Drama Queen said...

Gosh, you use the word "March" a lot. arnt u guys going to have cool army cars or anything like that?

Imperator said...

Yeah,but I am still in the 1800's.

Drama Queen said...

Wait one minute!!!!!!!!! I thought we went over this,Ecuador is kinda a 'No touch' zone!!!! If you dare as too lay ONE finger on the people of ecuador...I won't say it, i would get grounded for such language!!! But, you get the point, right Jonah??!!??!!??!!??!!
>:(

micheller said...

OOps! That was me!! i did that using caties blog ID.